Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring!
UPS is a hot new night that my friend started at myhouse. My friend Mark will be there taking pictures of people who open their mouths for pictures to signify they’re having a “great time” and my friend Adam will be there (not in spirit; he will actually be there because my favorite sweater has the power to bring back SEMI-FAMOUS X SEMI-RICH people from the beyond). I remember growing up with Adam when we were toddlers here in LA. Every weekend was a party. It was like a book by my friend Bret.
Okay, gotta go wash my favorite sweater to get it ready for tonight.
Reblogged from molls